Fairfield University

1. It's expensive yet the education is worthless.

2. It's full of white snobs. I'm eastern European but I still didn't feel white or rich enough for these wasps. To fit in you should buy about 30 polo shirts and a pair of salmon colored Brooks Brother pants and you'll be set for the year. Girls: a pair of uggs, large sunglasses, a bag with a designer emblem that can be recognized from one mile away, and a selfish attitude.

3. If you're here to get an education forget about it, everyone else is here to party. We party hard Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

4. The school does not trust its students to live off campus, mandatory on campus housing is being phased in.

5. Only accountants get jobs. A majority of the students have family businesses to inherit.

6. The meal plan is mandatory and there's only two places to eat and they all serve the same gruel. Sodexho runs a monopoly of the school. You cannot even bring food to a club event unless it is Sodexho. The novelty wears off after the the first menu cycle (two weeks). The food is very rich in sodium yum yum.

7. The administration is trained to ignore and sandbag students pleas: I know because I worked with them. If you need anything done, you have to get your parents involved.

8. You're gonna regret this unless you like to drink.